Red Headlines For August 10, 2011

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Let us now look at these headlines for yesterday’s Dow, when the land was fat and full of plenty.

The New York Daily News goes with action, sex, lottery!

And trust a Murdoch rag to bring on the class act (“Mommy, what’s a hooker?”):

Newsday gets all giddy:

And The New York Times with the Fed leading:

To quote Sean Connery from The Untouchables: “How da ya feel now? Better?”