The Coming Battle of E-Readers
… the serious author of novels …
SSSSSSSerious Writer: Doing the kind of shit that drove Bukowski to drink after trying to read it! See: New Yorker fiction.—
Mike Cane (@mikecane) May 05, 2012
Sssssserious Writing: The inoffensive boring drone put out by a well-functioning air conditioner. See: Background noise.—
Mike Cane (@mikecane) May 05, 2012
Sssssserious Novel: A slab of unread paper on the Remainder table. See: Genre selling on the shelves.—
Mike Cane (@mikecane) May 05, 2012
Ssssssserious Reviewer: Otherwise inept cokehead with a large vocabulary and the talent to bullshit in print. See: NYT Book Review.—
Mike Cane (@mikecane) May 05, 2012
Sssssssserious Reader: Child molester too inept to nab prey. See: NYC Literary Cocktail Parties.—
Mike Cane (@mikecane) May 05, 2012
