I’m not linking to the place I found this and I’ve redacted identifying characteristics:
Congrats to [staff member name] and our talented team in [a city] led by [staff member name] on winning this important [competitive] battle in [city] through product innovation. Innovation in all aspects of our business is core to our culture of continuous improvement and the only way we will build a sustainable competitive advantage. Our “I” concept is just another example of [our] innovation driving success.
Really, do they have a Microsoft Word For Suits that spits out this templated and meaningless crap?
This is why we hate you. You can’t express yourselves in other than empty cliches.