Sony Popularizes Google Vandalizing Books

What is wrong with all of these companies that have hooked into Google Books? Are all of the people at them non-readers? Lazy? Mere suckhogs who never do a proper job and who show up only because they feel entitled to a check of some kind?

I’m stabbing Sony in this post because it was at its Reader Store that I did this. Also, Sony was the first to hook up with Google, then all of the other eBookstores followed it.

But all of them should be similarly ashamed!

See the wretched gore after the break.

In the sidebar of the Reader Store (via the horrible iTunes-like Reader Library desktop software), there’s a link for Google Books:

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On the next screen, I simply picked from the Authors list at the left sidebar and chose Arthur Conan Doyle and then a book with an interesting title, The Parasite.

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I downloaded it and opened it in the Reader Library software.

What follows are full-screen snaps of the gore. This is necessary in case any of you want to try this at home. You can hop to the page numbers shown.

It opened with the usual thieving impulse of Google:

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That’s a cover they put on it. Why bother, you wonder? Because they are also offering all of these as Print On Demand titles too. Aside from looting the public domain, they intend to make a buck from it too.

However, people who request the POD versions will get them from a page-by-page image scan, which is turned into a PDF file to print from.

What you will see here is Google’s horror of OCR scanning a book to create an ePub file out of it.

Sit down and brace yourself.

All of these open with this pretentious lie from Google:

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Let me put that in text here:

This is a digital copy of a book that was preserved for generations on library shelves before it was carefully scanned by Google as part of a project to make the world’s books discoverable online. See the back of the book for detailed information.

Boldfaced emphasis added by me.

Away we go:

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Oh look! A bookplate. No, wait. Make that: WTF?! A bookplate?! What’s that doing in there? It’s a useless image that only bloats the size of the file.

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What’s that? A blank page! No — it’s worse than a blank page. It’s a frikkin image of a blank page!

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And if you didn’t like one image of a blank page bloating the file, we have a special on today — you get a second one free!

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Did I say you get two? No, here’s a third one! For free!!

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Moar image bloat! Why do we need the original title page? Why?!

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As if the scan of the title page wasn’t bad enough, they add a scanned image list of other titles by the author!

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And then a scanned image list of illustrations! As if the page numbers are going to match!

Now remember, people with eInk devices are going to have to page through all this crap! And if you weren’t paying close attention, you’ll kick yourself now. Because for the past seven images, the page counter has been stuck at Page 2 in the Reader Library software. Isn’t that fun?

Finally, at the now established-as-imaginary “Page 3,” we begin the story!

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What the hell is that?!!?

Arthur Conan Doyle started a story with a bullet point?!

Wait! More:

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What the hell is

is lad^n faith a faintly resinous perfumetei**-

And if you haven’t been paying close attention again, kick yourself. Because even though what I’ve just shown you are two consecutive pages, the page counter hopped from Page 3 to Page 5!

Here’s the next thrilling page:

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And you should have learned to pay attention by now. You would have noticed the page counter hop from Page 5 to Page 7!

It’s not until the imaginary Page 19 that we first see something that resembles a book!

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But by the imaginary page 24, we begin to get this:

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Fingers! Images of fingers! There was an episode of The A-Team where Murdoch believed he was the quality control person for underwear, the famous 6 of “Inspected by #6.” Is that 6?

By the imaginary page 41, we begin to get this image over and over and over again:

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Here it is again, this time showing more of the rightmost finger:

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Finally, we reach the end of the book … but wait! There’s more image bloat! At the imaginary page 124, we get:

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Because, you know, people just want to see the last library checkout dates and barcode for this book!

There is even more crud after that — they even image scanned the fabric back cover! — but I will spare you the screensnaps.

What should have been a far smaller file is bloated up to 617K with all the useless, worthless, vandalistic imagery.

And of what use is this book? None! It can’t be read.

This and the million other “free” Google Books are totally worthless. They make Sony — and every other eBookstore offering this — look like fools.

On the other hand, it perfectly illustrates that the Guiding Principle of Google is Do Everything But Finish Nothing!

This is a disgrace.

And don’t be an asshat and defend either Sony or Google. They are each multi-billion dollar corporations that none of you can ever work for — despite the fact the best of you out there would have never given your OK to a travesty such as this.

Given what they have done here, how can any single one of you have any enthusiasm for the upcoming Google Editions?

Previously at The eBook Test:

Google Book Search Goes Mobile: Teh Suckage
Google’s One Million eBooks Of Crap!



Filed under eBooks: General, Free Ain't, Google, Sony Reader

7 responses to “Sony Popularizes Google Vandalizing Books

  1. phred

    Ah yes, giant honking corporations. We can’t live with them, and they’ll crush our soul not for sport, but because they can’t be bothered to look where they stomp. Well thank you for ruining what was already a miserable piece of crap day.

  2. Don Linn

    Agree completely that Google’s scans/conversions are appalling. If this is the quality that Google Editions will deliver (is there any reason to think otherwise?), maintaining it as vaoprware is probably their best decision.

    • mikecane

      It’s actually far worse than this! Google Books is buggy as anything I’ve ever used. Can’t move books between shelves no matter how many times I’ve tried. And the forums are filled with reports of books going missing from shelves as well as entire shelves of books going missing!

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