I sit here in my bitter puddle of spite, unable to buy an iPad.
And yet, at heart, that’s even how I view things.
Sorry to whoever did the original cartoon. It’s floated around the Internet so much, there’s no way to trace ownership. Fair Use, Parody clause of Copyright Act invoked. You are a genius, by the way.
Update: Bad contrast on my screen made the Copyright notice near-invisible until someone else pointed it out to me. The genius is Asher Sarlin. He has other cartoons at his website.
Update 2: And here is a link to the brilliant original. From 2004!