What the hell is this bullshit?!
This isn’t how New Yorkers act.
But this is exactly how the Daddy-Pays-My-Rent hick fuckers from the Midwest act when they colonize this city with their disgusting presence and boorishly swan around thinking they’ve Arrived.
I’ve got news for you Midwestern imports: We native New Yorkers hate your asses. We utterly despise you. You’re the scum of the earth. You’re nothing but amateurs — permanent amateurs! — without manners, without class, without restraint.
And you just went and proved it. Once again!
Now all of you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY!
It’s for grown-ups. Not the likes of you.
Update, June 29: Gawker says Beck is full of shit.