Nook Touch Items For July 3rd

Looking for Nook Touch rooting instructions? Start here.

Seen this yet? Fondle: Barnes & Noble Nook Touch

Raves for Robert Brunner’s All-New Nook: The designer of Barnes & Noble’s e-readers is winning praise for its latest, which is light and simple

Human beings don’t have any 90-degree corners on them.

A List Of Google+ FAILs

I ran across this list on Twitter. It might keep going after this post, so go look at his account or just Follow him.

These are from Bram Cohen, the creator of BitTorrent.

Google+ fail #1: Can't connect with someone, even when I'm logged in and looking at their profile

— Bram Cohen (@bramcohen) July 1, 2011

I Finish Jon Rubinstein’s Email

Jon Rubinstein sends message to HP staff; Addresses TouchPad reviews

You’ve also seen that reviewers rightly note things we need to improve about the webOS experience. The good news is that most of the issues they cite are already known to us …

Here, let me properly finish that:

… yet we shipped that piece of shit anyway, sending all of your hard work down the toilet in one flush of bad reviews. That’s just how I roll, Team. Get used to it.

Just remember that exchange between Bill Gates and his daughter:

Jennifer: Ew, Daddy! You got rich selling people shit!

BillG: Yep.

Team, I think we can all take heart from that. Bill Gates didn’t give a fuck, yet he wound up ruling the world. So why can’t we?

Now back to your pens. There are more bad reviews to create in the weeks ahead! Just remember too: HP backwards stands for Pride Hurts. So stay humble in the face of our ongoing humiliations.

Previously here:

Fondle: HP TouchPad