The Good News: The English subtitles finally appeared overnight.
The Bad News: They are horribly out of sync with the JETSET video. I don’t know about the USG video. They are again bundled with the Unopelco 720p video, which I did not get.
Apparently there are length differences between the JETSET and Unopoleco videos, which led to the mis-syncing. The SRT file can be opened in WordPad but there is no easy way to fix the timecoding.
I hope that everyone doing a video file will try to do the same length so the SRT file can be universal — as it has been up to now.
A few non-spoiler screensnaps after the break.