C-I-L-L The Landlord

Great Problems: The Rent Seeking Economy

Past writers who imagined the future thought that as machines saved our time, we would have more time for leisure. That has not happened. Instead, since no one is self-sufficient, we must work in sales and marketing to convince someone with money to trade cash for our trinket, so that we can have purchasing power to access the natural bounty of the land. Average work hours declined for a century — and then started curving back upwards as the everyone switched the zero sum battle of sales and marketing. The future is here, and it is the sales desk at Dunder Mifflin.

I don’t think anyone else understands landlords as acutely as a native New Yorker.

And after the break, Eddie Murphy.

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