At HP, Being Delusional Starts At The Top

You can be an arrested development case and pathetically pretend you’re Superman — as long as you don’t want an HP Slate 8 Pro tablet!

If HP, HP Official News, or Meg Whitman herself don’t like this post, they can damn well use their respective Twitter accounts for communication instead of delusional one-way pimpery.

Start by telling us what the hell is going on with the HP Slate 8 Pro.

HP: Horribly Pathetic

Look what’s now listed at Best Buy:

There’s no indication this is actually available in-store. The Slate 7 Plus — theoretically — is, because that just popped up in the weekend paper flier for Best Buy.