Out And About In Manhattan

Manhattan has turned into a corporate mausoleum.

All the discount stores I relied on to keep me alive are being exterminated. Are the parasites from outside NYC who moved here really willing to pay twenty bucks for something I used to get for five at a discount store? They deserve to be bled. Bleed them dry.

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A bit of a tour of what I saw.

At the Staten Island Ferry terminal, a glimpse of our Soylent Green future:

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They left out Press *00 for Fuck You.

Such cliché, so dated:

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Come and pay full price, suckers:

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Some things are Just Wrong:

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This explains everything:

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Who the hell would wear this shit:

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Yeah:

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Maybe:

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Ask the people lining up for the iPhone 6 weeks early:

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Given the kind of car this is …

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… it should have $$$$$ painted on the side.

Because it’s not Moe or Larry:

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The weirdest sex toy ever …

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… an inflatable Dalek. OK, so it’s not a sex toy. For normal people. Who would never buy an inflatable Dalek.

What Manhattan feels like to me these days:

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Dancers trying to make a hard buck:

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Union Square Park:

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This would be a good place to jump to kill yourself …

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… but only if you can land on a crowd of rich parasites.

One of the parasite hives:

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Yeah, go ahead, do it:

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This is another thing That’s Wrong:

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This is Also Wrong:

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I have no idea:

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Oh for fuck’s sake …

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… where the hell can someone even drive that monster in New York City?

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If you can’t see the price, here it is …

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… now you can say “For fuck’s sake!” too.

After all that, do you think Morgan Freeman gives any fucks?

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He does not.

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Because this one is wax.

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3 responses to “Out And About In Manhattan

  1. richfinck

    The Moe or Larry one cracked me up.

  2. Martin

    Thank you for the tour!! it was great…and I wonder…who was the person who took one of the papers for the personal video crew??? What secret he or she probably has……ummmm…

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