Category Archives: Stupid

The Sad End Of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”

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What a clusterfuck!

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Apple Now Thinks It’s Ford

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Apple Speeds Up Electric-Car Work

Apple, Inc. is accelerating efforts to build an electric car, designating it internally as a “committed project” and setting a target ship date for 2019, according to people familiar with the matter.

They should call it the Pippin.

Ahem.

Seriously, has Apple gone off the rails?

This is a product that could lead to the death of people.

There’s no doing half-assed unfinished 1.0 shit with a vehicle.

Apple has so much software to fix right now that getting distracted like this is just shameful.

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Being Stupid While White: #IStandWithAhmed

“Driving While Black” has been an expression.

Today I introduce a new one: “Being Stupid While White.”

Irving 9th-grader arrested after taking homemade clock to school: ‘So you tried to make a bomb?’

So stupid, they failed even this simple test:

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Appleholes: Just STFU Now And Go Away

Twitter:

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By “some idiots,” does he mean the Apple assholes who bombed this blog with their anti-stylus Comments back when the Sony Reader T1 was announced?

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Hands On With What?

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It’s bad enough that visiting a site that covers Android is like asking to be victimized — assaulted by megabytes of ads in exchange for a few kilobytes of content.

But when they can’t even get the name of a damn tablet correct, that’s a new low.

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Xiaomi Wastes Limited Hype Attention On MiPad Price Cut

Weibo:

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The MiPad, over a year after its launch, is finally priced like its competition was back then.

Does anybody care?

What a waste of my attention.

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Fake “MiPad 2” Fools The Gullible

The Alleged Xiaomi Mi Pad 2 Shows Its Face In China

Snort. No.

More than they published:

Original source Weibo:

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The Worst Google Books Scan Ever

I’ve seen some doozies, but this is the absolute worst.

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Samsung: Charging More For Less = Fewer Sales, Less Profits

Galaxy A8 prices start at north of $500

Hahahahahahaha. No.

This is a US$350 device, period. There’s now real competition from Alcatel, Asus, and LG, to name just three.

Previously here:

Samsung News: Phone A8 And Tab S2 Prices
Samsung Galaxy Phone A8 Gets A Review
Samsung Galaxy Phone A8

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Amazon’s “Sub-Optimus” Prime Day A Joke In Asia Too

Amazon Prime Day disappointment highlights Alibaba’s superiority

An ecommerce battle between the two would be waged on a variety of fronts, but after watching the Prime Day debacle, it’s hard to imagine that Alibaba won’t have the upper hand when it comes to marketing and promotional events and sales. After the folks at Amazon clean up the PR mess that was Wednesday’s Prime Day, they really ought to take a long hard look at Singles Day to find out what they should have done.

Amazon’s Prime Day was a disaster.

Not even their Kindle Paperwhite was on sale! How does that even make any marketing sense? They would have made up any loss in hardware profit with eBook profits. All those people who are still hanging onto their old Kindles would’ve jumped to upgrade.

Anyway, China’s 11/11 day has nothing to fear.

Previously here:

Xiaomi Final 11/11 Sales Tally
More 11/11 Sales Data
Final Overall 11/11 Sales Figure
Xiaomi Final 11/11 Sales Total
Teclast’s 11/11 Shipping
Xiaomi 11/11 Sales Figures
Xiaomi 11/11 Sale Record
11/11 Sale: Incredible New Record Created
11/11 Sale Breaking Records
The 11/11 Sales Tmall Press Room
A Variety Of Photos From The 11/11 Sale

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