Either divorce or Justifiable Homicide.
For days he was all Nyah nyah nyah I don’t need no stinkin’ Kindle look at my new shiny Dell Streak which can be a Kindle also nyah-ha-ha.
He said he’d give the Kindle 3 to his wife.
And then the Streak turned out not to be All That:
Then he tricked his poor, loving, devoted wife:
And then … it arrived:
And war broke out:
Hewson has not been heard from since.
Maybe she fed him to the dog?