Either divorce or Justifiable Homicide.
For days he was all Nyah nyah nyah I don’t need no stinkin’ Kindle look at my new shiny Dell Streak which can be a Kindle also nyah-ha-ha.
He said he’d give the Kindle 3 to his wife.
@mikecane Dell Streak arrived (here with Kindle for Android). Order for K3 cancelled (or my wife can have it) http://ow.ly/i/3o6a
And then the Streak turned out not to be All That:
@mikecane Streak is being returned – I want to try a bigger screen when it appears. Kindle is MINE
Then he tricked his poor, loving, devoted wife:
@mikecane I just asked my wife if she wanted a guy-style cool electronic gadget for her birthday. She said no! Nuff sd
And then … it arrived:
And war broke out:
The second instalment of my beginner’s guide to Kindle 3 may be delayed due to fact my wife has stolen it
Kindle has now been returned to me on the grounds that the dog has to be fed
Hewson has not been heard from since.
Maybe she fed him to the dog?
Waddyamean ‘hasn’t been heard of since’? I already told you: she’s getting a Kindle of her own now.
Your reporting powers are amazing, Mike. How the New York Post hasn’t snapped you up is beyond me!
The Daily Mail made an offer but it was too little money. Besides, how do I know this is YOU and not your wife covering her tracks?