The CDC Can’t Handle Hyperlinks And They Expect Us To Trust Them With Ebola

Today CDC released new guidelines on monitoring & movement of people who may have been exposed to the #Ebola virus. http://t.co/gPhICrypZG

— Mandy K. Cohen, MD, MPH (@CDCDirector) October 27, 2014

Click to enlarge (imagine it’s Ebola under a microscope, docs!):

Stop being the fucking Keystone Kops already.

Previously here:

Oh Look. More Ebola “Hysteria.”
Word: Ebola Edition
Ebola Now In New York City
USAMRIID Finally Involved For Ebola In U.S.
More About Ebola
Good Morning, Ebolageddon!
Ebola Shit Hits The Fan, American-Style
Ebola: Makin’ Those Tracks
Ebola: The Ad-Targeting Facepalm
Ebola: The Facepalm
Trained Professionals Getting Ebola
Ebola Nightmares
CDC’s Frieden Makes Claim. This Is So No One Forgets.